Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Deal With the Devil

This is what I have in mind...

I think it would be appropriate and beneficial to the welfare of the country, if Democrats and Republicans can forge an agreement regarding the upcoming 2012 Presidential election.

If Mitt Romney wins, Democrats have to agree not to go berserk that a rich, white Mormon  born in Michigan is the president. They further agree not to say they hope Romney fails like Rush Limbaugh did after Obama was elected. They must also take a vow not to oppose everything Romney does regardless of whether they're in favor of it or not.

If Obama wins, Republicans must let him do his job, fill presidential appointments (like naming the new postmaster of Irving, North Dakota without blocking it), and let bills pass in the Senate with a simple majority instead of filibustering every piece of legislation that comes before them. The also have to shut up about Obama being an anti-American socialist Muslim from Kenya.

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